Guy Cuts Everything in Half After Split with Wife
It seems the guy who uses the name of "Der Juli" wasn't too happy when his wife told him she wanted a divorce. At the court proceedings, the judge told him he had to split everything up equally so each one would get their fair share. So, he got out all his cutting tools and really did divide everything they mutually owned in half. Literally.
Mr. Juli went online and posted a video on YouTube that showcases him going through the process of cutting up their chairs, beds, laptops, their Opel Corsa, an Apple Macbook Pro, mailbox and even a beloved teddy bear, exactly in half, so each of them could go their separate ways without having to argue about who got what.
The caption to the video reads, "Thank you for 12 'beautiful years,' Laura! You've really earned half. Greetings also to my successor."
He shipped the ex-wife her halves and then decided to post his half of everything on the German version of eBay with the (translated) description, "From my half I must now separate, fond memories you can not remove."
If you're interested, here are the prices (in Euros) for the front or left side of a few of the items he kept:
| Bicycle | 40,50 |
| Digital TV | 27,60 |
| Opel Corsa | 671,66 |
| Sofa | 22,50 |
| Teddy Bear | 74,00 |
| Apple MacBook Pro | 91,00 |
| DVD Player | 20,50 |
Unfortunately, he isn't offering to ship anything to the U.S. so you'll have to go to Germany to pick up whatever you had your heart set on. And, honestly, I would doubt that if you got the other half of something from his ex-wife, you could put the two halves back together again and get it to work. By the way, he's only accepting cash. Maybe he needs to buy himself a few replacements?
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