Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Twitter Scores a News Bombshell
For the first time in history, the news networks have been beaten to a major news story by social media. It happened yesterday when Abdulkader Hariri in Raqqa, Syria tapped into his smartphone the immortal words 'Huge explosions shook the city' and Twitter followers around the world instantly found out about U.S. airstrikes hitting the country of Syria for the first time.

Those 31 characters were read and retweeted across the civilized world almost 30 minutes before U.S. Pentagon Secretary Rear Adm. John Kirby stood before reporters and officially announced the operation. Upstaged, it seems, by Twitter.

Actually, this has happened before. In May 2011 when Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces in Abbottabad, Pakistan, one Twitter user reported the event accidentally by tweeting an account of the military operation and mentioned a helicopter that was hovering above the city. 

But yesterday's event wasn't just an accidental tweet. Hariri was purposeful and right on target, done not as a reaction to the event but as an eyewitness reporting about something that was monumental in importance, something that reverberated to the ends of the earth on Twitter.

Welcome to the 21st Century!

Friday, September 19, 2014

Texting & Driving Soon to be Under the Radar Gun
It had to come eventually. Now it's almost here. There's a company working on a new device to sell police forces across the country that not only measures whether you're speeding but also can tell if you're texting too.

Yup, big brother is getting more invasive by the minute. Welcome to the future. ComSonics, based in Harrisonburg, Va., makes handheld devices for cable companies to detect when you're stealing cable from a neighbor. They also make radar detectors for the police. Well, guess what? They've put their two specialized fields of expertise together into making a nice little hand-held device so police can spot you driving merrily along, weaving in and out of traffic, holding your smartphone and the steering wheel in one hand while typing out love notes to your girlfriend with the other. It looks and works just like a radar gun, but has text sniffing technology.  

The gadgets ComSonics normally sells to cable companies detect signal leaks. These occur when your wiring is put in wrong or gets eaten away by underground pests. Cable companies use them to spot exactly where digital data is leaking so that their repair crews can dig the cable up and replace it.

Now they've figured out a way to shift their expertise from the cable devices to spot digital data when it leaks out into the electronic universe when you send text messages. They figure that putting this electronics into their radar guns will prove to be highly popular in states where it's illegal to text and drive at the same time.

Even though the technology is relatively simple and straightforward, ComSonics says they still have a few kinks left to work out so the new radar/texting gun will work in the real world. As an example, if someone else in the car besides the driver is texting, right now the device can't tell whether it's the driver or not. We certainly wouldn't want to accuse the wrong person of texting if he wasn't actually driving the car, even if the car was going 80 mph in a 45 zone and weaving all over the place. Just a speeding and reckless driving ticket, thank you. At least for now.

But the company is determined to more accurately pinpoint who's texting and who's not pretty soon, so consider yourself warned. Big Brother is coming.
More Fights Breaking Out Over Shrinking Airline Seats
Have you noticed that more and more fights are breaking out in airlines lately? It seems most of them start out with passengers arguing about knee room since they're being squeezed by increasingly tight seating by the airlines.

The AP had a news story the other day about three U.S. flights that had to make unscheduled landings after some rather unruly passengers started fighting over them trying to recline their seats. It seems that disputes over something as trivial as a little bit of somebody's personal space in an airplane might seem a little petty, but when your knees are banging into your tray table to start with and then some inconsiderate you-know-what starts pushing it into your stomach, well, you get the idea. 

The airlines, in order to make even more money than they already do, are adding even more rows and rows of seats. United and Southwest both took out an inch from every row on certain of their jets recently so they could add six more seats. American Airlines has added 10 seats on its Boeing 737-800s for a total of 160 (all even more cramped than before). Delta has gone them even better by installing new, smaller toilets in their 737-900s, just so they can squeeze in four extra seats. (Remember the last time you tried to use an airplane toilet? ;-}) And JetBlue cut the distance between coach seats by one more inch, just so they could make room for some nice new beds on their overseas flights.

You know as well as I do that today's flying experience is nowhere near as glamorous as it once was. You wait in long lines so you can go through security screening, then you get pushed and shoved at the gate while you try to be the first to board, and then you have to fight just to get a little extra space in the overhead bin.

On a United flight back in August, a man prevented the lady in front of him from pushing her seat back by using a delightful little gadget called a Knee Defender. For $21.95, you can get one too. It attaches to your tray table and locks the seat to prevent the person in front of you from being able to recline. An attendant on the flight told the man that he had to unhook the device. He said no, and the gal in front of him threw her cup of water at him.

Then, on an American flight three days later, a couple of passengers started fighting about another reclining seat and the flight on its way to Paris from Miami had to turn around and make an unscheduled stop in Boston.

According to the Associated Press, there were almost 15,000 flight diversions by U.S. airlines over the twelve months that ended last June. That's over 40 flights per day on average making unscheduled landings for one reason or another. It looks like banged knees and frayed nerves are the cause of more and more of them.

Saturday, September 13, 2014




Politician 'Cursed' for Orangutan Remark
Roberto Calderoli, who is a Senator in the Italian parliament, apparently said something last year that has gotten him into a whole lot of trouble. It seems the Senator mentioned that the new Italian Integration Minister, Cecile Kyenge, who is Italy's first black minister by the way, reminded him of an orangutan.

I assume that Ms.Kyenge didn't appreciate being compared to a species of the great ape family and she apparently mentioned this to her daddy, Clement Kikoko Kyenge, who is a minister of the religious kind residing in the African Congo.

At his next prayer meeting, the right reverend Preacher Kyenge said a prayer in which he asked God to free Mr. Calderoli from his most evil thoughts. Then, Preacher Kyenge placed a nice photo of Mr. Calderoli in front of an altar that was dedicated to all of the village ancestors.

It seems, all of a sudden, Senator Calderoli begun having all sorts of strange things happen to him. According to the Senator, over the past year of so he had a bunch of misfortunes that included some six hospital operations, a couple of broken fingers, two vertebrae broken and his mother died, all he says are proof that Mr. Kyenge placed a curse on him.

Capping off his unusual year of bad luck, Mr Calderoli tweeted a photo of himself this month holding a rather large six foot snake which he said that he'd found and subsequently killed at his home. He decided to apologize to Ms. Kyenge, but apparently it didn't do any good.

Some friends of Mr. Calderoli also gave him a "lucky" charm shaped like a red chili pepper. It was supposed to ward off evil spirits, but apparently it mysteriously snapped in half the next day. A mystic, he says, "saw a tremendous force active around me."

Meanwhile, Preacher Kyenge has denied that any curse was placed on Mr. Calderoli. He says, "We are Christians like him," and that he has been forgiven in their prayers.

Yeah, right.

The Preacher says that if Mr. Calderoli was actually sincere in his apology to his daughter, the case is closed. However, he says, if Mr. Calderoli hadn't been so contrite, then the ancestors might have become a little nervous.

Ms. Kyenge, who's been living in Italy for over 30 years, has dismissed any talk of curses. She says, "I ask what religion Mr. Calderoli practises?" She says she is Catholic and doesn't believe such practises and rites, and that they are irreligious.

Senator Calderoli is now facing prosecution for his remarks. Perhaps he owes Ms. Kyenge a more sincere apology?